A funny conversation

Today I received a call from a telemarketer, and I think the conversation is somehow interesting.

<-- after she failed to promote -->
she : So you really don't wanna consider to meet our agent?
me : Oh I am sorry, I really can't, I already have an agent.
she : Is your agent a guy?
(What on earth make her ask this question)
me : Nope... is a lady, a nice person, perfectly well... I mean the service.
she : I can also get you a lady agent...
(she start to act crazy)
me : Hey, I stick with my agent not because she is a lady ok.
she : Yeah I know...
me : But of course I prefer a lady anyway
(I also start to tease her)
she : (Laugh)
me : Actually she has been in very good service... ok don't think on the wrong side please.
she : Haha is you who make me think on the wrong side...
me : So that is your own problem.
she : You are funny huh, I think I may want to meet you myself.
(Still insist to meet huh)
me : No you don't.
she : Yes I am, why not? You voice seems young, i think you are only late 20 or 30++ right?
(any relation? but it makes my day.)
me : Ehm..
she : Am I right? So when to meet?
(she never give up)
me : Haha I told you you don't want to meet me, you sure will regret...
she : Why would I?
me : Yeah you will.
she : No I won't.
me : You will regret too late to meet me...
she : (Chuckle) Like that I must meet you lo.
(nice, last try)
me : But later you don't want to leave me how?
she : (Chuckle again) you are such a funny guy, I think you will regret to meet me instead.
me : Why you say so...
she : Aiya... I very ugly 1 ma.
(good reverse strategy)
me : Hey have some confident on yourself. You know, no matter how bad the mood when the god created you, yourself always the unique element in this universe.
she : (a moment of silent)
me : You are the one, you know!
she : Haha ok, I think I will call you some other time.
me : Yeah anytime when you need someone to chat with.
she : You are so kind, sorry to disturb you today.
me : No problem, it is your job.
She : Yeah right, bye bye.
me : May god be with you, bye!
<-- finish -->

Now I know how to turn down those telemarketer liao.
Read them BIBLE.